DJing in typical club environments takes a lot of skill
It also takes tremendous levels of concentration and timing, so what happens when your mixing is thrown off by someone asking you dumb sh*t while you’re in your zone? Here is a collection of the TOP 5 DUMB SH*T People Say While You’re Dj’ing BY DJ K.O. @DJkayyohh
#5 Hey do you mind if I sit my drink right here?
DJ equipment cost THOUSANDS of dollars, why would we risk the welfare of our equipment for you to leave your drink on it so you can go be ratchet? Seriously, ive been there before. Having to replace a $1500 dollar laptop because some clumsy drunk chick wants to use your laptop as her drink coaster.
How bout this, you leave your drink here…. I drink it…
Cheers to the DJ… NAW BRUH
#4. “yea, I DJ too, yo if I was spinning right now, I’d have it turnt up”
1. CLEARLY, you’re not that good of A DJ if it’s the weekend and you’re not booked, have a seat junior
2. The club IS turnt up, you’re just to busy trying to boost your ego to another
I don’t think im the only DJ that carries an ENOURMOUS EGO. And nothing BOOSTS this ego more than a n*gga in the unemployment line telling me he can do my job better than me!!!! And “IF” you were spinning, this club would probably be emptier than Allen Iverson’s bank account….. *no shade*
DJ who could care less
#3. *random frat guys come to the DJ booth*
“Can you play, (whatever song they do whatever to)”
For those of you not familiar with collegiate greek life. Most greek letter organizations have specific songs that they like to stroll to. Ex: Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity Inc. – Nasty Song by Lil Ru
No one came to the club to see you relive your glory days as an undergrad. We’re not stopping the party so you can have a “Stomp The Yard” moment in the middle of the floor.
So NO, go home and do that on your own time
#2. Can you shout out (random place no one has ever heard of)
you want a shout out?…………… no… go home and shout out your window, the DJ will have none of your shenanigans tonight
AND FINALLY, NUMBER ONE
#1. “Ay im a rapper, and I got my song here no this iphone, can I plug it in and play it?”
WAIT…. So you want me to interrupt the ENTIRE GROOVE OF THE PARTY, for a song NO ONE has ever heard before??? And you think I can just PLUG your phone in and make it happen… everything runs on an AUX cord huh??? And you’re probably gonna bug me about it all night huh??? You know what, that’s an iphone 5? Yea, just leave that up here with me, I got you…..
“ay can you check the score of the game for me???”
DAMN, I didn’t know I was DJ ESPN now????….. go home bro, you’re drunk
Blog By: DJ KO
What is the Dumbest Sh*t anyone has said to you while your dj’ing. Post in the comments below.