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Top 5 Dumbest Sh*t People Say While You’re DJ’ing

DJing in typical club environments takes a lot of skill

It also takes tremendous levels of concentration and timing, so what happens when your mixing is thrown off by someone asking you dumb sh*t while you’re in your zone? Here is a collection of the TOP 5 DUMB SH*T People Say While You’re Dj’ing BY DJ K.O. @DJkayyohh

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#5 Hey do you mind if I sit my drink right here?

DJ equipment cost THOUSANDS of dollars, why would we risk the welfare of our equipment for you to leave your drink on it so you can go be ratchet?  Seriously, ive been there before. Having to replace a $1500 dollar laptop because some clumsy drunk chick wants to use your laptop as her drink coaster.

How bout this, you leave your drink here…. I drink it…

Cheers to the DJ… NAW BRUH

 

#4. “yea, I DJ too, yo if I was spinning right now, I’d have it turnt up”

1.     CLEARLY, you’re not that good of A DJ if it’s the weekend and you’re not booked, have a seat junior

2.     The club IS turnt up, you’re just to busy trying to boost your ego to another

I don’t think im the only DJ that carries an ENOURMOUS EGO. And nothing BOOSTS this ego more than a n*gga in the unemployment line telling me he can do my job better than me!!!! And “IF” you were spinning, this club would probably be emptier than Allen Iverson’s bank account….. *no shade*

DJ who could care less

 

#3. *random frat guys come to the DJ booth*

“Can you play, (whatever song they do whatever to)”

For those of you not familiar with collegiate greek life. Most greek letter organizations have specific songs that they like to stroll to. Ex: Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity Inc. – Nasty Song by Lil Ru

 No one came to the club to see you relive your glory days as an undergrad. We’re not stopping the party so you can have a “Stomp The Yard” moment in the middle of the floor.

So NO, go home and do that on your own time

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#2.  Can you shout out (random place no one has ever heard of)

you want a shout out?…………… no… go home and shout out your window, the DJ will have none of your shenanigans tonight

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AND FINALLY, NUMBER ONE

 #1. “Ay im a rapper, and I got my song here no this iphone, can I plug it in and play it?”

WAIT…. So you want me to interrupt the ENTIRE GROOVE OF THE PARTY, for a song NO ONE has ever heard before??? And you think I can just PLUG your phone in and make it happen… everything runs on an AUX cord huh??? And you’re probably gonna bug me about it all night huh??? You know what, that’s an iphone 5? Yea, just leave that up here with me, I got you…..

 

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HONORABLE MENTION!!

“ay can you check the score of the game for me???”

DAMN, I didn’t know I was DJ ESPN now????….. go home bro, you’re drunk

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What is the Dumbest Sh*t anyone has said to you while your dj’ing. Post in the comments below.

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  • DJ Swisser
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    This is so uncommon, but I know it happens. Ive DJ’s some events/ a club where some ppl have asked me to “please turn it down, so we can talk”… (Me standing there with my mouth wide open…..

    Im thinking, You can call each other after the party and discuss your business afterwards. Who sits and actually have discussions in the middle of a club???

  • DJABEHYDE
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    lmao….niggas only think they better you cause they can what you do smh

  • IAMDJCAL
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    “can you put my CD in, I wanna try to perform” than after it doesn’t happen, they get mad because they couldn’t perform a “notice” song

  • IAMDJCAL
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    Can I play the same song that was played 5mins ago just because they missed out on it

    • 0

    One of my favorites is the pretty girl that thinks she’s cute enough to ask:
    “Hey can I DJ for five minutes?”
    I always respond with, “I don’t come to your job and ask you if I can get on your register…”

    • 0

    “Hey can you play Gucci Mane or Yo Gotti??” and you’re in a set where you in the 90-95 BPM range lmao! SIT YO ASS DOWN!

  • DJABEHYDE
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    funny shit this DJ stopped the music of a poppin party and said…” This bitch just came up to me asked if i can play some reggae, you couldnt sit yo ass down and enjoy yourself like everybody else” lmao

    • 0

    What about the dude that trys to get cool points with a girl by asking the DJ to shout her out for him?? LOL!

    • 0

    noooo, now niggas asking.. “Yo lemme hear that Rich Homie !!!”

  • Good response, if your wifed up…… “The teach me how to DJ line ALWAYS leads to a good time….” LoL

    • 0

    Can you play “Stand By Me” its my favorite song.

  • Easy

    omg this shit here!!! i get it all the time

    • 0

    I ENJOYED READING ALL THE COMMENTS!! EXTREMELY FUNNY……… MY FAVORITE AS A DJ IS: the dude that trys to get cool points with a girl by asking the DJ to shout her out for him?? …LOLOLOLOL

    • 0

    HOW ABOUT THE LIE…. (I MEAN) LINE…
    “BRUH MY SONG IS “HEAVY” IN THESE STREETS & CLUBS!”
    THEN STARTS NAME DROPPING…
    “I GOT DJ ______, DJ________, DJ__________, DJ__________ PLAYIN IT & THEY SAID THEY F*CK WIT IT.”
    LYING OUT THEIR TEETH.
    DJ’s TALK, IF IT WAS HEAVY, WE’D KNOW…. LONG BEFORE YOU APPROACH.
    SHUT UP B*TCH

  • DJ GEZZA
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    HAVE SOME ONE COME UP TO THE BOOTH AND ASK YOU TO PLAY A SONG AND THEY SAY THEY GONNA PAY YOU FOR THE SONG.. THEN WALKS AWAY BEFORE PAYING FOR THE SONG THATS WAS ALREADY PLAYED HOURS AGO.. FIRST PAY FOR THE REQUEST THEN GET YOUR SONG PLAYED.. YOU DONT GO TO THE STORE AND PICK UP A BAG OF CHIPS AND SAY ILL PAY IT LATER.. GET THE F#CK OUT OF HERE..

    • 0

    While your turning up a random unemployed Dj comes and asks: “i lost all my music big dawg u think you can let me get ur hard drive and ill bring it back tomorrow or if not take mine home wit you and put all the songs u played tonight???……….#NegroPlz!!!

    • 0

    Aint gone lie, for a minute i really thought that was serato on the iPhone lol.

    • 0

    “Can u play some music i can dance to??” Don’t you see all these fukin people dancing?! GTFOH!!

  • hell yeah…heard that one before! Fool, I’d rather u took ALL my equipment than take my music i built up these past 20 years…GTFOH!!

  • Can u go STAND by the door outside the club? GTFOH!!

  • Notice how we ignore them…

  • i be like…”I GOT U!!!!”……NOT!

  • DJ LIL RON
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    can you play somethin I can dance too ? like what? i don’t know . I always play BITCH DON’T KILL MY VIBE…….

  • pnc

    they got traktor for it lol

    • 0

    That awkward moment when you switch the song and everyone looks at you… like nigga i aint no stop sign!

  • jayrel
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    I hate when i get that random ass person wanting to ask questions…….ex. do you like djing??…wtf you think fool

  • dj tech
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    DJ T.E.C.H. form south carolina the dumbest shit people say is play “something i can dance too ” then i always tell them ” WHAT LIKE SOME MUSIC ” gtfoh

    • 0

    how bout this….

    i wanna hear this song, by the weeknd… it go like “ooooooohn ooooohhhhh, ohhh ohooooooohhoooooo ohhhhhhhh yeaaaaa oohhh”….

  • Jayski_FMS
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    I’ve Had a motherfucka ask me sum like..”CAN YOU PlAY T.I RECOGNIZE IM BACK” And I’m sittin here wonderin.., “dude, first off thats not the name of the fuckin song; second of all who da fuck wants to here T.I’s outta jail theme song during a fuckin reggae set! The moment they walk off after being lied to, assuming that you’ve got them in about 5 songs, they come back and ask the same shit! If u play it, the crowd looks back as if the music abruptly stops!!!!! All you here is random ass ” awwww hell nah’s coming from everyfuckin were! lol now i wanna punch this nigga in the face!!!!!!!

  • I did it before too though. they be getting on my nervs but like SP said I make sure only people That “is” DJin is around me & people I actually know is too, most people that you don’t know that be near you could be stealing ya tracks ya playing at the party while behind the set with you. that’s what these new DJ’s is too.

  • yeaa, ment to say an “unknown song”

  • WORD!!! these dudes be faking it they just started, ones that do that is the ones that don’t know were to download music at

  • Yeah until the dumb chick knock something over and you have to pay for it lol

  • baws
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    “I requested a song 20 minutes ago and it didnt get played, why wont you play it?” people bother me with that shit all the time, im in the middle of a EDM set and they ask for fucking a top 40, everyone is dancing and the room is going nuts, why the fuck would i interrupt all that to play your shitty song that only you like? fucking annoying

  • baws

    rave bitches are the fuckin worst too

  • IBJohnDoe

    Yep Im the type to do that. Do it damn near every party. People love it.

  • LMFAOOOOOOO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!

    • 0

    lmfaooo yo yall are hilarious

  • LMFAOOO Wth they think they own the place?

    • 0

    DUMBEST SHIT EVER!!!..”ay is it str8 if i leave my jacket here in the booth, will u watch it for me” yeah right ill be sure to.

  • DJ Hammer
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    This Was So On Point! LOL!!!

  • DJ Dutch
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    “Can you play the Wobble, even though you just played it 5 minutes ago? My girls just got here and they missed it.” HELL NO!!

  • This shit right here!!! Like I’m supposed to be coat check for you.. You leave your jacket, you take your jacket.. something missing I didnt see it bc I was DJ’n

  • DJ Lite Brite
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    Can i touch the turntable? Please? I wanna hear the wikki wikki sound!!! -____-

  • DJ Lite Brite

    I was DJing a 93 class reunion and I was in the middle of a nasty 90’s old school hip hop mix and this dude requested me to play 3 Peat from Wayne’s carter 3… I was in awe

  • Dave Simpson
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    can you play a song for me??? what would you like to hear??? I cant remember what its called or who sings it??? what are the lyrics??? I don’t remember that either. Well that’s not much information to go by, but ill see what I can do

  • DJ ELITE

    ^This

  • DJ ELITE

    ^This too lol

  • DJ ELITE
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    Will you teach me how to DJ?

  • DJb Belly

    i had a dude ask me how much for all my music and to put it on his laptop……. homie trippin